Bumper sticker

Okay, that's just dumb...

I saw the dumbest/most non-sequitr bumper sticker EVER today on my way home from work.

The first line said, "I LOVE ALIENS," which is odd enough on its own, but underneath, in smaller letters, it said "They taste like chicken."

I may be an idiot, but I don't get it. I think it's because this is not an appropriate pairing of phrases. Many different things can taste like chicken, but aliens tasting like chicken is too far of a stretch.

On the other hand, if it had said "I LOVE BABIES," maybe we'd be on to something...

Denver Broncos cheerleaders

It's a good thing she's just getting paid to look pretty in spandex...

I recently read an interview with one of the Denver Broncos cheerleaders, where she said that she thought President Bush was "doing an unbelievably fantastic job as president."

Now, I can see how some might think he's doing a passable job. I can also see how some might think he's doing a good job (though that would be a stretch). But to say he's doing a fantastic job *cough*highestunemploymentinyearseconomyinthetoilet
unpopularwarfornorealreason*cough* is just ridiculous.

I think she's on dope.